Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.

No wonder Megan Markle wants to leave UK

why is this being presented as comical advice. i think it’s nice

#billy is the mood

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

Normalize apologizing to children.

Normalize doing right by children.

Normalizing telling children YOU were wrong

Normalize listening to children when they see the solution to a problem.

Normalize respecting children. Adults always feel like they can disrespect you bc they’re adults

Alright, guys, let’s wrap this up. It’s a school night. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) dir. Jon Watts 

06/12/18 (via 1D_WhereisKevin)

me as a pilot

me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport