So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.
What DO you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula
in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions
she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS
therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you
me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,
me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die
oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch
i haven’’t heard this song outside of this video
You know if some people talk shit about this maybe don’t? If this is how he copes and wishes his family member well, so what
some people???? film themselves singing to justin bieber while grandpa is on his death bed??? to cope??
someday my prince will come
dont get why teeth need nerves and shit in em. dont know why i cant just have my mouth rocks obliterate my food without them making me feel like there are wasps inside my gums desperately trying to get out every time i eat something with more than a teaspoon of sugar or anything 10 degrees above or below room tempurature
I hope u end up ok
me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward
OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE
