I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

i think i had car sex way before i had house sex. i didn't even know you could have sex inside for so long. they don't teach us these things in the united states

Well shit!

I am unwell

I was thinking "nah, why would they? not the right vibe" and was going to just assume the answer was no, but...

...I was very surprised to learn that in fact, they did. (close by, that is)

inkneedles is supposed to be a crack ship but ink5oul "let me look at the dead body you can trust me i'm an influencer" and needles "if you don't take me seriously i'll just dox you" are making out sloppy style and bullying kids on the internet together and there's nothing i can do about it

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

These next few are me running

what we know about mr bonzo so far:

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

listening to fault is like. what do you mean the cycles of abuse and generational trauma are perpetuated on every level within a hierarchical capitalist cult based on subjectively quantifying the values of good & bad actions

my friend, the mothman

"I'm alive because they made me alive."