Hello yes trans guys who aren’t on T are just as valid as trans guys on T thank you goodbye

When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy

the most relatable scene in friends is when monica is day drunk and she comes home and drinks water straight from the sink, then exclaims “water rules!”

like

Arin, in the smallest voice: “is this him?”

Dan: wow-WOW, ARIN… FUCK THE FAIRGROUND

me after one shower

i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that

that was the devil

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

what’s this mean

It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess

ONLY HORNY ACTIVITY ALLOWED ON MY BLOG

Мортал комбат….

Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole