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*A dog falls down from above and it's stuck in the web. ''Whine...'' "Can you help me up?

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You hear that iconic laughter from just above you. But, It’s source remains out of sight. Millions of tiny voices begin to whisper. 

*Ahuhu… How unfortunate. A dog fell through!

*Do dog go well in pastries? *How do dogs taste..?

*I bed it would make a divine cake!

*Ahuhuhu!

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*The dog yelps and shoots out of the web! "NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPESOMUCHNOPE" *The dog flies away into the sky and seemed to drop a few things from it's fur. *A candy wrapper, a cell phone, a temmie keychain, and 50g... *What a weird dog...

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*A small dog appears out of nowhere and is resting on Undyne's hair. *It's fast asleep.

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How the hell did you get in my hair?

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*The dog yawns while still snoozing away. *Suddenly *It starts floating. *Up, and up, and up *... *It's gone. *? *Uh oh. *Houston, the dog is about to land. *The dog finally woke up and saw Undyne. *The dog walked away. *... *Well that was weird...

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*A small dog approaches the dummy and starts barking at it.

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Hey, What’re you doing here, Mutt?SCRAM!

He was clearly annoyed. Very annoyed.

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*The dog jumps on the dummy and starts biting it.

He sat still for a moment, Watching the dog bite, before letting out a loud screech.

OFF. OFF. OFF. GET OFF. GET IT OFF. PAIN. PAIN IS NOT GOOD. GET OF YOU MUTT.

And with that, and a stream of swears and slurrs, He began sliding around in circles, attempting to get the dog off.

The dog was being flung here and there, but still kept his grip.

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Nobody seems to give me asks anymore, so here's a picture of the android mascot just chillin'

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A very tall skeleton seems to have crossed your path. Curiously he looks at you before smiling a little, reaching into his coat and taking out a bone to put on the ground for you.

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*The dog chews on the bone for a while and walks away.*During that, smaller bones seemed to falling out of the dogs fur...*Weird...

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A small white dog barks happily. Pet it?

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Frisk smiled widely, tromping over to the small dog and crouching down so they’re at its height. They hold out their hand to the dog so that it can sniff them first.

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*The dog thinks Frisk smells good. *Smells like…Spaghetti.

Frisk deems the dog safe to pet; it looks pretty content. The child reaches out to gently scratch behind the dog’s ear, happy to find the fur soft and warm. With their legs growing too tired to keep up the crouch, Frisk lowers themself awkwardly onto their bottom, sitting criss-cross and inviting the dog to sit in their lap.

*The dog takes a nap in Frisk's lap. *After a while the dog wakes up and barks. *The dog thanks Frisk by leaving 100g and a Dog salad. *Then the dog just disappears...huh.

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