Wet Jester

Take this with you

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

White people and White passing people, this is a good video

this post really gets so much better with age

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

You are not immune to propaganda, and that includes puritanical ideas about sex and kink. You gotta check yourself regularly for the brain worms.

No, just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't automatically make it wrong. Disgust is not a basis for morality.

I regularly see people (even self professed kinky ones) accuse people into ABDL or plushophilia or hard cnc of being sex offenders. Like no bitch, just because you find it gross doesn't mean it's a moral failing or that they are some kind of sex criminal.

Stop it. Check yourself for brain worms. If you aren't into it, keep scrolling and forget about it

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me

every time you ask someone to explain cricket to you, it’s always like this video

cyberfrot

Two trucks having wrecks

two trucks having wrecks

(via @lagowings)

AUDIO ON IM NOT KIDDING

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

gay new yorker. faggot about it!