2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

I don’t care what I look like but I feel good.

- Janelle Monáe, I Like That

Listen here kiddo

working in retail

i love this show

werewolves are gay culture, whichever angle you look at it there’s nothing heterosexual about being a werewolf

Sorry to say this straights but jot down Orcs as gay culture as well!

Witches? Gay! Mermaids? Gay! Vampires? Gay! Dwarves? Gay! Elves? Gay! Hobbits? Gay! Centaurs? Gay!  Giants? Gay!  Dragons? Gay! That eye tower from lord of the rings? G a y!

Your fantasy creature is gay, your mythical creature is gay

They’re all gay!

How about they just be fictional monsters with no unique characteristics and leave it at that.

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

Black Museum (2017)

has this been done yet

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

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