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peek-a-boo

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)

Why

well I work for a bakery inside a grocery store and we end up composting a Lot of stuff because it’s a commercial chain and they don’t care because capitalism

so every night an hour before closing, I look thru all the stuff to see what expires the next day, and I make it “free samples”

then I hang around by the cookie table and the donut case and whenever kids come around talking to their friends abt “if they don’t buy this, they can afford that,” “do we have enough money to buy donuts?” etc, I chime in and I’m like….

hey…free samples over there take as many as u want…..take the whole thing….just eat them before u leave the store…..go…run…eat pastries….be free

you are exactly the kind of person i wanna see running a bakery

I found an instagram wherein the owner comes home every day and his excited shiba greets him with a zucchini

this is important.

you know what’s important? the fact that its a CUCUMBER NOT A ZUCCHINI but yeah totally important doggo, thank u for this

Ah, yes, but we’re the “oversensitive snowflakes” when y'all are the ones throwing actual temper tantrum against overpriced coffee machines because they don’t support defending child sexual abuse.

Lord, lmao.

“liberals offended” like, nah, mate, liberals and left wingers are all making fun of y'all for being childish.

I can not wait for the vids of Conservatives smashing their Volvos to Trigger The Libcucks.

“Crashing Into the Median on I-95 to Own The Libs”

also this liberal is glad you’re smashing your wasteful af keurig (glad they pulled their ads tho)

y’all still being mean in 2017? tragic

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

I’m shawty in the back gassin him.

lmaoo awww. 

Insane BMX trick

REPRESENTATION MATTERS 

reblog to make a trump supporter mad

Im👏🏽so👏🏽proud👏🏽

B.F. Skinner (via wordsnquotes)

anyway black women are having miscarriages in Flint and there has yet to be an outrage from the “pro-life” community

can we call this a genocide yet?

keep in mind this is a MAN-MADE health crisis. they changed the water of a lower-income black community for a reason. 12 people have died so far because of the water and now the women are suffering from miscarriages. this story needs as much attention as possible. a black community is still being poisoned and pro-lifers don’t seem to give a shit  

@tobeyisprochoice @motherbychoice and “pro-lifers” say they hate Planned Parenthood cause of “racism” from an out of context quote.

Fuckin honkys know what they’re doing