BYE

The penguins of Madagascar “smile and wave boys” shaped a generation

author be like “ok we can have a character of color but they CANNOT have brown eyes”

Hey!

Imma here to tell you there’s a warrant out there for your arrest!

But why, Mario? On what charge

Several counts of arson and-a manslaughter! Hoohoo!

sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should never have existed, but I don’t think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good. there would have been catsonas. there would have been so much nsfw cats fanart. a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again. there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we’ve never even seen before and now mercifully never will.

this was for the best.

Distances. #pascalcampion

It’s weird how quiet non-LGBT people are about October 8

marginalized clown

PoC or person of clownery

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

STAN

your lips, like velvet

Keep reading

Joshua composes an original piece of music: Song Jisoo

Joshua answers a question incorrectly on a quiz: Wrong Jisoo

Joshua joins the percussion section of an orchestral band: Gong Jisoo

Joshua develops an affinity for kitchen utensils: Tong Jisoo

Joshua grows extremely tall: Long Jisoo

Joshua holds himself up between the walls of a hallway while also holding a guitar: Damn….You Strong, Jisoo

Seungkwan Puns

Seungkwan’s favorite type of shoe wear: boots Seungkwan’s in the suburbs : boondocks Seungkwan’s favorite type of bird : booby Seungkwan, the pirate, searching for his : booty Seungkwan made of silver and gold : bullion

Bonus: If Seungkwan was from Maryland: Bowie