everyone should be allowed to fight their dad at least once

somehow i feel like tags are not necessary. if there is an audience this must reach, it will reach them.

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

LMAO

the jokes write themselves

So horny I need to be molded like clay into a perfectly ornate vase but intentionally given an air pocket so I explode in the kiln

So horny I need to be repotted in a pot that's just slightly too small for my weak and feeble roots and left in the window for the world to see

So horny I need to be locked up in the keef catcher and made to use my small and gentle lego hands to scoop keef onto the bowls of anyone who wants it

So horny I need to be spun into thread and made into a colorful and stunning blanket and used for a picnic on a muddy day

So horny I need to be cut up with child-safe zig zag pattern scissors and hung up as holiday decorations

So horny I need to be liquefied with an immersion blender and strained for my nutrients and used as a hydrating face mask peel after a hot shower

So horny I need different parts of my body dried, ground up, and mixed with oils and used to paint a modern rendition of the Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian (1525)

So horny I need to be kept on a treadmill contraption which harvests my sweat to be used to fuel zippo lighters

Good morning the answer is a resounding no

me

“you TOUCHE miette???”

So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime

oh my GOD

just to recap: james somerton

screenshots under the cut

urgently seeking more images of this nature

went hunting in the notes here's some highlights

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

2006

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

Updated an older image I made since I remembered the massive document that leaked a while back. (It's directed at TERFs, if it wasn't obvious enough.)

if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences

I so badly want to ask this question at a party or something where I can set parameters and ask follow up questions gfdgsd people saying "I just can't see myself doing it" I genuinely want to know why. There are no material consequences, there could be temporary benefits, so what would hold you back?

Official Time Loop Post

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

what do you mean accident?

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

what do you mean accident?

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

oh you're bigender? i'll be sure to Remember that

take her ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

what do you mean accident?

what do you mean accident?

take her ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take her ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

i'll be sure to Remember that

what do you mean accident?

take her ass to the timeloop

take his ass to the timeloop

take his ass to to the timeloop

i'll be sure to Remember that

what do you mean accident?

take her ass to the timeloop take his

ass to the timeloop take his ass to the timeloop what

do you mean accident take his ass to the time

loop take her ass to the time loop take his ass to the time loop FUCK

what do you mean accident? Fuck this shit! i'll be sure to Remember

that

i’m going to die