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CAT ARE ABUSERS

my cat gettin ready to beat me to a pulp

How to open a beer with a banana

tbh the most unrealistic part of Twilight is that white vampires from the 1800s obey treaties they made with Natives

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

100%

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

…..slime creature…..

Mine just said “bastard”

a bisexual evil fairy who eats babies. It could honestly be true.

A collection of short horror stories about a local Ghoul named Simon

Rozz Williams of Christian Death

Oscar Joyo, Paintings & Illustrations.

Energetic jolts of visual ecstasy from Lilongwe, Malawi artist Oscar Joyo.

Don’t miss Supersonic Art on Instagram!

details @ antonio ortega fall 2016 🌹

Use of the word “teen” in porn is lowkey the creepiest shit because it’s like this overarching term used to refer to 18-19 y/o porn stars but plays to the illusion that they could be younger because teen encompasses the non-legal ages as well. And honestly that should creep people out that it’s so commonly used.

jumping for sunflower seeds

I saw a guy cosplaying Master Chief at McDonalds chillin’ today he looks so content w that milkshake

He’s celebrating his degree.