it only takes one candle to light a fire

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart

the reading comprehension on this site is awful. the true power is in the demon blade. that's how it kills everyone.

they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

I do. God help me I do

Joe Petagno’s facehugger concept art for Alien (1979)

the alien in alien is so trans; it was literally designed by a mf named hrt guygirl or whatever

you haven't changed, you just think you have

here's the portraits without the effect ❤️

i open the lesbian tag. i see 20 posts about gold star lesbians in a row. i close the lesbian tag

you guys realize "gold star lesbian" is a terf/radfem term right. you guys realize that term is made to indicate you've never slept with/dated a man and is specifically used to indicate you've never slept with a trans woman in modern lesbian spaces right. you guys know that term is used specifically to call cis4t lesbian relationships straight right. you guys know about the transphobia in the gold star lesbian community right. rights guys. right.

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

this probably doesn't count as a rage comic but its up there