tu fui, ego eris

I’m enamored by him

yall remember acnh. good game

Space Salami - The first ever salami launched to space, Italy 4 October 2018 [1600x800]

history has been made boys

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

despite everything…

“Teacup” animals... are bad

Or rather the people selling them are

it’s invariably

* hey come buy this sickly runt for $500 more

* underfeeding pups so their growth is stunted

* just lying to people (like teacup pigs)

* any other variety of unethical shit

I don’t even get the appeal of a tiny super fragile dog. What’s the point

And in dogs they often come with dental problems and heart problems and are so fragile they can break their pelvis and legs by jumping off a couch (not hyperbole, I’ve seen it happen), and they often don’t live past 6 or 7 years old despite being small breeds that should regularly be making it to the mid or late teens.

They are a money-making marketing scam to get you to buy unhealthy animals. Don’t do it. They’re not ‘cute’.

In addition, a lot of 'teacup' dog breeds are... already very small. I see a lot of people saying teacup chihuahuas are different because they're under 10lbs. The chihuahua standard specifically states that they are not to exceed 6lbs already. My chihuahua isn't even well bred and she is under 6lbs despite being over the very tiny height limit. I went to a dog show and met chihuahuas that were 3-5lbs. A chihuahua is ALREADY an impossibly tiny dog if sourced correctly. A 'teacup chihuahua' is supposedly even smaller than that, and keep in mind that a regular chihuahua is already a fairly delicate dog that needs special consideration due to their size.

Toy poodles? Same thing. Yorkies? Same thing. These tiny dogs are already touching the limit of how small a dog can be before it becomes unhealthy just for simple fragility. I can't imagine a dog smaller and more delicate than my little one.

The appeal often is the novelty and the living toy factor. Unfortunately for both, the dog always suffers when this happens. Tiki is a little taller but otherwise a regular sized chihuahua and she was already a novelty living toy with her previous owners. I don't think a smaller dog would have survived the health problems she's had from their neglect, considering the size she is and the fact that she almost died herself.

At 12 seconds I realised what I was about to watch and immediately couldn’t stop laughing.

Crufts 2020 - Heelwork to Music – Freestyle International Competition - Norway

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

did you mean horny

i would love to study you

I think part of what makes the McElroys so lovable for millennials and gen z is that they’re a REAL underdog success story. All the ones about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs starting Apple and Microsoft from sheds and Jeff Bezos starting Amazon from a shed are wrong. They all came from well-off backgrounds with upper-class privilege coming out their goddamn ears, but the brothers didn’t.

They really were just three ordinary boys from West Virginia, and if you listen to Griffin’s Florida State lecture (the whole thing’s on youtube) he talks about how rough things were for them when they started their podcast. He mentions how they were in mourning over their mother, fighting all the time, and ready to separate forever, but held on and decided not to abandon each other in the thick of it. And things were still rough, because their father had to work stupid hours at the radio station to support himself, and the brothers were trying to make it in game journalism.

And then they started MBMBaM, a goofy bad advice podcast full of improvised bits and comedy segments, and it blew up. They started TAZ, a fun D&D podcast where they played with their dad, and were able to bond together and let him retire comfortably on the revenue it generated, and now Clint oversees the TAZ graphic novel series that’s still releasing issues and spends boatloads of quality time with his three sons. Monster Factory is just a funny game stream where Justin and Griffin try to destroy character creators as much as possible, but it’s one of their biggest IPs. Their TV show was short-lived but explosively popular among their fanbase.

They sell out entire stadiums and Lin-Manuel Miranda plays them We Didn’t Start the Fire parodies as they walk on and people lose their collective minds. Tom Holland fanboys over them at SDCC. People come from all over the place to hear them perform, and that performance never got less authentic. It’s just three brothers and their dad being goofy together and trying to make each other laugh. And the laughter and love they carried for each other was so contagious that it made an entire world of people love them, too. 

Maybe they’re a bit weird, and their jokes don’t always land, but they’re not always supposed to, because it really is just a tight-knit family living in the moment. And in this world where our two generations may be close to each other but horribly disadvantaged socio-economically, the idea that these three boys carved out a way for themselves through the sheer force of their own happiness out of such a dark place is more hopeful than any “millennials are killing the mayo industry” article ever written.

i play silent hill for the plot

Mine was a Bassett hound X American Bulldog.

40kg of dog. Basset hound body (including tiny wonky legs) but American bulldog head. All white.

It was the strangest looking dog I’ve seen to date and that was about 5 years ago now.

We saw it in reception before it came out the back and we were having bets on what weird cross of breeds it was. The head nurse got it right 😂

Oh!

Okay, the absolute weirdest was actually the aussie bulldog mix. Australian Shepherd body, just Larger, complete with long hair and a bulldog head stuck on the front. He was The Dumbest Dog Ever, and had all the hyperness of an aussie with all the brachycephalic airway syndrome of a bulldog and intellectual ability of dirt.

I hate that there isn’t a single picture in this post

Bemoan and I shall search through my blog.

This

Why are legs so long, but face so flat?

break time!

Honestly? People say this site is either terrible or dead or both but if you can find your own little niche and just like,,, have some common fucking sense and not interact with groups you don't like it's actually one of the easiest websites to make your own. Idk I significantly prefer the general concept, layout and vibe of this site and of my lil tumblr niche over other social media's. It's just not the same elsewhere??

You right tho~