why this

Shout out to this fuckin' Looney-Tunes-ass circle wipe, ahahaha~

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

in the japanese suburbs, every street is lined with rain gutters, so even during heavy rain, the streets are perfectly navigable, even on foot. in the american suburbs, there's like one drain every couple of streets, so whenever it storms, the streets turn into rivers

the american driver craves the sensation of hydroplaning

I LOVE WHEN IT RAINS AND THEN GETS COLD AND I GET TO SLIDE AROUND IN THE INTERSECTION OND DOWN THE HILL INTO THE HIGHWAY THAT IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO FIVE MINUTES AFTER WAKING UP

in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

that one twitter drawing meme but all of my favorite characters are robots who don't speak

dadchuck is everything to me

i love everything about this troll stuff though

"i'm literally looking at one right now dude"

(via @rlyehtaxidermist)

Late night with the Devil (2023)

 Take your baby sister to work day 😌

you deserve to be a priority. not an option. a damn priority. you are worthy of that.

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

Dungeon pattern kimono and subway map patterned obi, by Gofukuyasan

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.