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common sense motherfucker im out

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Taylor Gestured to Calvin Harris during I Know Places in Dublin 3 Arena

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Taylor Gestured to Calvin Harris during I Know Places in Dublin 3 Arena

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Taylor Gestured to Calvin Harris during I Know Places in Dublin 3 Arena

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meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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meladoodle

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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ferretfyre
You know how sometimes department stores have these things where, if you win, you get 10 minutes and go in and take anything you want from the store? That’s basically what I’m doing. I’m running in and just trying to grab as many characters as possible before they pull the plug on me.
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alexandratheterrible

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

  • Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are
  • Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything
  • Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 
  • If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge
  • Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

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vacuumssuck

French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

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neuxue

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

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tsukidaisy

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

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sheenaduquette

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

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nijuukoo

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

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zalco

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

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