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The night owl

@notjustamohawkedguy / notjustamohawkedguy.tumblr.com

I have a song for this. Please wait, it'll only take 8 years
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Trust me || Luthan

Okay now you’re trying to intimidate me, that’s almost cute.

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Okay, so first of all, I wasn’t stealing these carts, I was merely borrowing them. And second, what do you wanna race with? Your bike from when you were 5? And here I thought you were a smart kid… Anyway, there’s this guy I know who has these great little wonders he’s… found… and needs some guys to, y’know, pilot them and see how fast they can be pushed. So, you in?

... Not answering to that.

Yeah sure... did your mom believe you? And nope but I prefer asking you... who knows what you’re able to do only to have some fun...

Anyways, I don’t trust your friend either but, hey I’m free this evening so... count me in. But please remind me to make my will first though.

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Trust me || Luthan

Are you upset? And if so, are you gonna cry?

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And I never said it was gonna be trouble, don’t you listen? You seriously need to stop being so suspicious, people are gonna start thinking you’re paranoid. But if you must know, it’s a race. Told ya it was gonna be fun.

... I’m not even listening to you anymore...

That’s true but I know you. And being suspicious doesn’t make me being paranoid... stop saying nonsense.

A race? of what? Don’t tell me you want to steal shopping carts again...

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Trust me || Luthan

What, you remember the day you were born? Because I certainly don’t. Your birth, I mean… it’s too insignificant. Seriously though, you’re starting to hurt my feelings. I don’t do silly things, those are really important things. Plus, good ways to entertain myself… and you now if you wanna. But hey, if you’re not up for it, I’ll go alone. Or try to find the guys. I don’t need you.

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I don’t remember the day I was born but I remember a lot of other days you were here. Insignificant... well...okay... I’ll try to remember that...

And I’ve never said that I won’t come. I’ll come anyways but I like to know what kind of trouble you’re going to put me in before doing anything.

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Trust me || Luthan

Not to trust me? What have I ever done to lead you to mistrust me? Come on, kid, do you realize who you’re talking to? I can literally do no wrong.

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Fine, here’s your clue: we’re going… to have fun!

Everything you did to me since the day I was born? And that’s exactly my point... I know who you are and all the silly things you can do...

You’re not helping you know?

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Trust me || Luthan

Oh my self! Are you sure you’re a Sallsim? Even the gnome would be more adventurous, and that’s saying a lot… I’m disappointed, Ethan, truly.

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It’s not about being more adventurous or not. My instinct tells me not to trust you but I’m fighting with this feeling. Convince me... a clue maybe ?

And it’s hurting... really ! Or not !

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Trust me || Luthan

Alright then, keep telling yourself that. And I don’t exactly need you, I just want you to come with me to… further your education.

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Whether I like it or not doesn’t matter. It’s just that it wouldn’t deemed appropriate where we’re going.

If you don’t want me to come with you, you should keep telling me that kind of stuff... My education is already perfect.

And where are we going...?

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Trust me || Luthan

To be sure I’m okay? Puh-lease, try to find a better excuse next time, I’m actually embarrassed for you. You wanna go on an adventure, don’t pretend otherwise, kid. And um… could you get changed, please? These pjs aren’t exactly… you know what I mean.

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Don’t be, I’m not trying anything. And to be honest, it sounds like you need me for whatever you want to do so I would probably feel bad if you fail because of me.

What? you don’t like it?

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Trust me || Luthan

I can keep being a smartass for hours and tell you, once again, that you gotta trust me to know why, but… well let’s be honest, it’d get pretty annoying pretty quickly, so I’m not gonna do that. I think the most important thing here is… Can you trust me?

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No I don’t but... meh...  I’ll follow you. Just to be sure you’re okay...

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Why the hell didn't you call me? (//I'm sorry she just found out about Naya she's on the warpath)

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Because you and Naya… you know…

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And because of that you didn’t think I needed to know that the person I love won’t wake up?! 

Yes. As far as I’ve heard about you and Naya, the Cold War is back. So sorry if I’ve thought that it was none of your business. But feel free to come and try anything that comes to your mind  if that’s what you want.

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"Don’t ever frighten me again like that!"

"Okay, just kidding! What do you think of my sword?"

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"Hey, not my fault they can’t resist the power of Simera genes!"

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"Of course in a good way! Our music is the shit, man! I don’t know, they’re not… they just can’t get to Dianna’s level, is all. Because being an ass from time to time can only be good for you. Seriously

"Ahem... is that their fault if you can't resist the view of a woman?"

"I'll see that next time you're in town! Please reassure me... tell me you don't have a crush on her. They're really good looking in my opinion... How can being an ass be good?"

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*crawls onto the bed and snuggles under the covers*

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"Well, you’re welcome in my bed… is there something wrong? Kinda unusual to see you there"

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"Thank you. You totally are the best host… even though part of me would rather be home. I don’t… I don’t really need to see them. I mean, I’d love to, but… it’s probably what’s best for them. I don’t know."

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"I think it’s easier if he doesn’t know who is his mom. His biological mom. I mean, one day I’ll be out of here, and… and maybe he won’t get a chance to see me again, and… I don’t want him to think his mother, me, has abandoned him and to resent me for that. At least if he never knows who I am, the pain will be… I don’t know, less worse? Okay, okay, I accept that I’m irresistible… Geez Louise! I don’t understand how you could not wash your head everyday.”

"You're welcome Naya." Mark gave Naya a short hug "If I can do anything that can make you feel better about that.... just tell me, okay? Hum... is that the best for them or for you?"

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"I understand. You seem to have thought about it way more than I have. If that's what you want, then you'll be his little auntie Naya. The best aunt ever. I just hope he won't ask me to much about it... Geez Louise? Okayyyyy Naynay! I excuse you. Well... I don't take a shower everyday so... why would I wash my head?"

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"I’m pissed off!" -Ethan

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Shout at my muse to see how they respond

"Ooookay? So first… this," She took a step forward and kissed his cheek. "And now, care to tell me what’s wrong?"

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"Oh. Well too bad, that would have been all kinds of interesting!"

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"Yep... interesting... maybe I should reconsider the question. I'll send you pictures!"

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It will certainly be interesting… if not awkward. Sweet, and terribly good for the mood. I volunteer as a trib- nope, you wouldn’t understand that reference, Castiel… but yeah, I volunteer. And if Mark wants me to come have dinner with you guys, it’s fine, I mean, it’s not like it’d be the first time I’d eat at your place. We could be LLBFFs… Damn! Another reference you wouldn’t get… Long Life BFFs.
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Your only flaw would be that you’re too adorable and nice, so… yeah, it’s not so bad. Lots of crushes, that’s what’s in my mind. Yay! I’ll finally get to know the reason behind these appalling slaughters of squirrels. Well, it really doesn’t happen too often, and generally it’s for the stupidest things, but… yeah, she’s scary. Either she shouts herself hoarse, or she breaks something. That something can include her hand. Most of the time. I have a crazy mamì. I’m not wanky… I was talking about jokes, you perv.

I'm sure I can find a non-awkward way... hmmm 'Hey dad, can Alice touch your arm?'... maybe too straight... Is that references from one of the old movies you're used to watch? And yep, I don't have this reference. Yeah but... it won't be the same atmosphere as usual. Okay so, my dear new girlfriend, be prepared to answer a loooot of questions. LLBFFs... yeah! That sounds great! I like that!

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And I'm the one being too nice? You're the best, Alice. Okay... that may be a very chaotic place! Knowing my dad, that's surely something really stupid... but who knows... maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she just has some mood swings and you're unlucky enough to be at the wrong place at the wrong moment... She seems so calm every time I see her... Mami? Oh that's so cuuuuute! Hey! I'm still a guy! Of course I'm a perv!

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