When your sister tells you yall going to Walmart for ice cream then starts the revolution

The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks we’re good.

I can’t even articulate how fucking bad this joke is.

IT TOOK ME SUCH A WHILE BEFORE I PROCESSED THIS I-

playing video game

me: *tells a bear fact*

you: ive already heard this one before

me: that is impossible i have over seven bear facts

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

Batman is the greatest detective that ever lived (insp.)

Parallels: Chapter 8 vs Chapter 195

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

Counterargument, sweet back muscles

* OH SHIT

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

PLEASE TELL ME THIS HASN’T ALREADY BEEN DONE

The Road to El Dorado (2000) dir. Eric “Bibo” Bergeron and Don Paul

I sort of wish that they would make a story or something about the second avatar. I mean that must have been strange as fuck to be like, 8 and you’re bending all the elements and no one can give you a reasonable explanation other than “this dude named Wan used to do that”

Second Avatar doing the talking-to-your-past-lives-thing for the first time: Whoa, what is going on?? Literally just Wan, alone: You’re asking the questions I wish I knew the answers to, buddy.

They were probably really close, thinking about it?? This is a really classic setup of a chosen one kid and their weird spirit companion figuring out the ropes as they go alone.

I would watch the hell out of this.

Second avatar: I MADE FIRE! Wan: Yeah, I see that, but… Second avatar: NO LOOK! I MADE FIRE! Wan: Yes. I see that. And it’s in your house. Second avatar: !!!!!!!!!!!!! Wan: You remember that water trick we were just talking about? That would be really useful right about now.

The second avatar would have the innocence and hope of Aang and the utter chaotic energy of Korra

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword