Thieftender -- The Thief Behind the Bar Counter (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/qKisGMBAoW The half-elf Glen Cairn claims he is the descendant of the Great Cairn, an elven thief who plundered the forest and seas in search of his lost human love. Whether or not this is true, Glen is terribly broke and at the mercy of a friendly orc pub owner who may or may not have killed the Great Cairn. Behind the counter of the Last Life, Glen encounters a depressed dark lord, a boisterous dwarf handyman, a princess on the run from her responsibilities, and more problems than one half elf can handle. Can Glen keep his dexterous hands from thievery long enough to pour a drink for his friends, or will he always be at the mercy of his thieving destiny?

Here's Dart with Destiny, a comic I did with the artist Posporo(https://twitter.com/pospororororo)

It was going to be in the online comics anthology Premier Comics, but that no longer exists.

This short comic is about the half elf bartender Glen playing a game of darts with a dark elf assassin.

This comic and the Thieftender world is copyright © 2019 Deft Beck. All rights reserved.

when you make a mistake in a group chat

There should be a horror game designed around having to talk as much as possible.

There are many notable horror games based around careful sound design, such as Enemy Zero, but there aren't many that use microphone input, as far as I know.

The scenario: You are in an abyss-like dungeon. There is a way out of the dungeon, but there is a horrible creature residing in the dungeon. You don't have any weapons to defend yourself, but the creature appears to be scared by the sound of human speech. Therefore, you have to talk constantly in order to keep the creature away.

But, the more you talk, the more your sanity meter drains. So, on occasion, you have to keep quiet in order to let your sanity meter increase again.

To add an additional layer of challenge, the keys you pick up to unlock doors to progress require that you yell into the microphone in order to keep holding them.

As you progress through the game, you have to keep talking louder and faster, in order to be able to chase away the faster monster and hold onto the heavier keys.

I think I would call the game Aphasiabyss or something like that. It would be released on PC and mobile. Perhaps the mobile version could utilize AR so that you have to play the game while walking around your house in the dark.

https://soundcloud.com/deftbeck/one-more-jelly

My robot OC Pusher dropping in to wreck some 'bots. Drawn by @lunaroatmealart

Swire the orc rogue-skater, as drawn by @swordzartonline ! Look out for him in my fantasy bartender story @afterthefantasy !

Look, it’s Junkrat from 1992