i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life
i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously
calum hood: “Man in his element”
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
Why not?
please Roger
i need a job
ROGER I need you
Roger I’m going to die
It’s been a bad day Roger.
+ Requested by anon: could you do a calum+outer space moodboard?? 😊
Requests are open :)
The Weezer Shirt™ (aka Death)
may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017
may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017
Reblog for this to come true
start your 2017 with a little bit of disrespect from this noodle :-)))))
niallhoran via snapchat 1/05/17
@Luke5sos: It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock 😭
Look who’s here 😍✨
