remember when nick jonas came to see newsies
r/InterestingAsFuck
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.
THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.
Reblogging purely for the last one
Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever
jack kelly, fearless leader of the newsboy union
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.
I got so drunk last night that at 6 AM I texted my crush saying “you’ve got an ass like Rihanna and I’m thirsty for you.”
Moral of the story: send ALL of the drunk texts.
UPDATE: HE REPLIED AND HE IS BEING FLIRTY BACK
Update: we had sex lol
Fuck those 6 year olds, heaven for me baby.
Jeremy Jordan needs to stop being so cute
Sometimes I’ll come into Bumi’s room and he will pop his head up from his hay and freeze, mid chew.
cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly