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Questioning Confidence

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emily ; she/her ; United States ; Jeremy Jordan enthusiast
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IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

Reblogging purely for the last one

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meladoodle

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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firelorcl

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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I got so drunk last night that at 6 AM I texted my crush saying “you’ve got an ass like Rihanna and I’m thirsty for you.”

Moral of the story: send ALL of the drunk texts.

UPDATE: HE REPLIED AND HE IS BEING FLIRTY BACK

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Update: we had sex lol

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