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How does Syndra know French??
Syndra is both a diplomat of sorts, and very intelligent it’s not surprising she knows most languages. The only languages she wouldn’t know are those you can’t find actual information on to learn it, such an ancient Targonian.
-insert playful jab about FioraxSyndra ship here-
What a time to be alive.
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS
ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen
I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up.
omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete
We shouldn’t have the power
An artifact!!
//ITS BACK!!!//
*Finally gets around to looking at this blog*
*looks at activity feed*
waz dat
...
wha
iT TOOK ME A WHOLE YEAR TO SEE THIS.
HEP
gomen
//So I was talking to a friend on Skype… about league… then this popped up and my initial reaction was “Speak of the devil.“ then I went a step deeper like,
“I ALREADY HAVE THE GAME DOWNLOADED AND I’VE SPENT OVER A HUNDRED DOLLARS IN MICRO TRANSACTIONS! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, RIOT?!“
When your team calls you bad for being unable to kill a Cait with Zillian ulting her~
:^))))))))))))
I am of the salt.
I started the Trist game 5/0/1 and the assassins raided bot.
Poopy is the best. too bad I was zoned for I dont even know how long by Singed.
and Vayne is a bitch. fucking 1.5K damage ult on Veigar, wtf.
//rip B3 promos.//
an entire days worth of games and not one S. I’m so good... bronze Ftw...
//made it to bronze 4, got to a 6 game winning streak, then lost it all because what the fuck even is counterplay VS CC.
#getting there
bUT CAN I COMPLAIN ABOUT WARWICK? HE POINT AND CLICKED ME TOO MANY TIMES WHICH FOR JINX IS MORE THAN A DEATH SENTENCE UNLESS YOU HAVE FLASH, HEAL, AND A TEAM THERE TO DEAL DAMAGE.
but yeah, lost bot at first then Malz ganked and we turned it around. got poked to hell and back.
Wait a moment... what’s this... three key shards?
alright, this is free, why not, let’s see what we get from the chest.
I DONT EVEN HAVE GRAVES.
//B4 here I come ;p//
//I forgot to upload these. I am back where I was before now... yay... Bronze LP...
Slay me...//
//I am salt. not Salty, I have turned into pure salt.
First, I play Lulu to safeguard our Vayne and get fucked by Malzahar who spreads space aids WHICH AS SOME BS DAMAGE. our Vayne says I’m useless after feeding. fUCKING RENGO POPPED ME NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE AND HE SAYS RENGAR ISN’T OP. I’M JUST SQUISHY. I’M SORRY, HOW IS BEING POPPED IN LESS THAN A SECOND SQUISHY? THAT IS OP.
I wanted Jung but got bot, farmed well but Malz fed him and Nasus is... Nasus... so we just break even and then we still lose because of the other lanes.
Slay me...//
//I’m half tempted to do one of those voice prompt things...//
more fidl stik action.
I was kinda salty with some of these games, namely the Shyvana game and first Diana, but I got my new icon, so I’m chill now.
oKAY, SO, FIRST OF ALL, WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WARDING?
SECOND, WTF?! TRYND WAS JUST PUSHING SO FAR WITHOUT WARDS AND GETTING COLLAPSED ON.
THIRD, VAYNE WAS NEVER THERE IN TEAM FIGHTS.
Fourth, okay, this pissed me off so much.
I won lane. I had 69 CS at 10 minutes. I was so proud of that. Fizz had like... 20 and I killed him once. he died again later. I was convinced I had won lane, then he fucking tower dives me with Lulu. Lulu ulted me, shielded me, I used barrier, my shield, and he still fucking killed me. I can handle losing to a fed Jax, but what I cant handle is winning lane and suddenly fucking exploding to someone who has no fucking gold. that fucking burst on a champ who lost lane is utter bullshit. and dont get me started on his fucking invulnerability BS. I can handle being out played, but when being untargetable is on such a short CD, that is some fucking BS.
