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Obsessed with RPing Noah Puckerman. Nobody can tell me Mark isn't perfect bc look at him, he is the epitomy of beauty.
Both Mark and Charlie Hunnam need to find me and marry me, honestly.
Burritos are my ultimate need in life. If you buy me a burrito, there's a small chance you'll never get rid of me.
Throw in some rum, and you've got yourself a best friend for life.
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Plot 134:  Three’s Company

Muse A and Muse B have been together and happy for years, and they’re quick to tell anybody who asks that their relationship success can be attributed to being open with one another, and with their relationship.

Muse C has just moved into the apartment next door.  After meeting Muse A and Muse B, they’re quick to recognize the closeness of the two, and actively start to ‘ship’ them, albeit privately.  The couple invites Muse C over more than any other neighbors, and they soon establish a weekly movie night, in which the three have dinner, relax, and watch a film together.  Muse C comes to look forward to these nights, and after a while, starts developing feelings towards both Muse A and Muse B.  

Once Muse C realizes their feelings, they start to pull away, not wanting to come between the couple.  Muse A is the one that puts together what’s happening, and actively pursues Muse C, explaining that they have an open relationship with Muse B and that the both of them would love to see how they could incorporate Muse C into their dynamic.  

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pls give me “we’re exes who ended on kind of shitty terms but are trying to ‘stay friends’ anyway, and we occasionally sabotage each other’s dates, get drunk and fuck, scream and fight until four in the morning and still refuse to acknowledge maybe we’re not quite as over each other as we like to think we are.”
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I can’t believe you all attacked Amandla over some minions post Tumblr really is the funniest website of all time how you put this girl on a diamond pedestal and then drag her down a flight of stairs over some minions 

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SNIXWRITES’ THEME 20: S A T U R D A Y N I G H T;

→ THE RUNDOWN;

I’m naming this set of themes after fun. songs, this one being All The Pretty Girls. The color scheme you see in the preview will be the default one when you paste in the code. Please feel free to shoot me an ask if you have any questions or run into problems with the theme, and I’ll be glad to help you out. Any likes/reblogs if you find this helpful at all are appreciated! ♥

→ THE FEATURES;

  • Two sidebar images  + 300 x 150 for the left  + 100 x 200 for the right
  • One patterned background image
  • Three custom links
  • Accent text” affects the text of an ask, post information, and the quotation mark on a quote post. “ColorBarBackground” affects the background on posts, post titles, questions, and audio posts.
  • Posts styled with a shadow (can be toggled on/off)
 + editable tweaks to the post tags, asks, and titles

→ THE TERMS;

  • Feel free to edit to your heart’s content.
  • Keep credit intact, and don’t redistribute.
  • Do not take parts of the code, or recreate the exact same look from scratch.
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Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.

I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. 

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.

ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.

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for a long time, I’ve been saying that I just want a cheesy predictable Katherine Heigl-style rom-com about two women in love that ends with them happily married

and here we are!

Katherine Heigl and all!

oh my god

IM CRYING

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The Signs and their 3 addictions

Aries: Phones, Social interactions, Attention

Taurus: Food, Sex, Sleeping

Gemini: Porn, Hoarding, Social media

Cancer: Attention, Music, Gossip

Leo: Money, Compliments, Travelling

Virgo: Computers, Music, Space

Libra: Video games, Sleeping, Acting

Scorpio: Cars, Sex, Money 

Sagittarius: Travelling, Food, Phones

Capricorn: TV, Money, Art

Aquarius: Potato chips, Identity theft, Praise

Pisces: Social interactions, Music, Attention

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THE SIGNS & HAVING CRUSHES

*i’ve listed many possibilites on how the signs can act around their crush. they may embody all traits or they may just embody some. venus signs may work as well

ARIES: becomes loud around their crush. will sometimes unintentionally become goofy. honestly does not realize how loud and weird they get when their crush is near them. will deny their crush at first, but will later realize and admit to their friends their feelings. smiles uncontrollably when their crush is name is mentioned, or when their friends tease them about their crush. very energetic and excited when around or near their crush. a lot of eye contact when speaking with crush, trying to analyze what they mean, how they feel, or how they react when they converse. 

TAURUS: can sometimes become touchy-feely around their crush. will become different around their crush compared to their friends, either meaner, nicer, shier, or friendlier. willing to try new things for their crush. talks about their crush a lot around their friends but does not admit that they have a crush on them. will sometimes be nervous around their crush. can sometimes be obvious that they like someone without knowing they are obvious. will text their crush a lot. willing to do almost anything for their crush (depends on their level of liking, though). will not open their heart very quickly, which makes taurus crushes somewhat rare. takes awhile to get over their crush. adores crush from afar, but likes to spend time with crush a lot. 

GEMINI: sometimes falls for people they can’t have and will either have their love unrequited or returned. it’s 50/50 for them. they are known to have a lot of crushes. they will have one, drop one, have another one, go back to the first, and so forth. cannot make up their mind on who they like. will flirt a lot even if they don’t intend to. teases crush sometimes. will help crush with their problems. when trying to impress someone new, they won’t show their playful side. can sometimes be fake around crush, not showing their true, full self. will actually tell crush they like them. does not deny feelings. will want to talk to crush. probably texts crush a lot. 

CANCER: will smile a lot around their crush or when they see their crush. likes to talk to their friends about their crush. can either be flirtatious around their crush or nervous. agrees with what they say even if they really, deep-down, don’t. will want to be around their crush a lot and would like to talk to their crush when they are not together. can get very clingy to their crush which either drives their crush away or entices them (depending on their crush’s sign). very sweet and romantic towards crush. can become very sad if crush is unrequited. takes a lot of encouragement from friends to move on. will tell friends about their crush (depending on how close friendship is). will ask friends of crush advice to woo their crush. 

LEO: tries to show off in front of crush. will try to prove they are the best one for their crush. can sometimes be quite seductive. will be very confident around their crush. tries to get attention of crush and can sometimes play games and flirt a lot. would enjoy spending time with crush. can be less self-centered around crush. very loyal to crush. 

VIRGO: tries to make crush laugh. talks a lot around crush to the point where sometimes people can’t understand what they’re saying anymore. very helpful towards their crush. tries to offer advice even if they cannot relate to their crush’s problem. will listen to crush’s problems. generous and helpful. i can’t stress enough how helpful they are with their crush even if they don’t need any help. 

LIBRA: talks to crush a lot but can sometimes forget to reveal crush to friends. if libra flirts with you easily, it probably is not a real crush bc they will become a bit more quiet/serious/shy around their crush. will try to avoid making crush upset or getting in fights with crush. will talk about crush to friends sometimes. will either talk about crush openly to friends or keep it a secret. compliments crush a lot. is silly around or with crush. 

SCORPIO: stares at crush. obsesses over crush and fantasizes about them being together or scenarios that would never happen. sometimes tends to ignore everyone besides their crush. will either have a small crush which is not that serious and somewhat obvious or a very intense crush where they wish their crush was never born because they like them so much and can sometimes be interpreted as hate rather than love. tries to learn everything about crush. can get jealous easily even though they are not yet dating. can sometimes play hard to get (which can come off as ignoring them & being mean) when trying to seduce a crush to see whether their crush will be devoted to them as they will be to their crush. 

SAGITTARIUS: texts their crush a lot. likes to try and get to know their crush better. very energetic around them. laughs a lot at their jokes (whether it’s good or bad) and laughs a lot in general around them. gets very excited and happy when their crush is mentioned, asked about, or talked about. talks to friends about crush but not obsessively. will admit feelings to crush bc they’re just brave that way. can get over a crush easily. can get very excited around or when mentioning crush. will get excited for crush when good things happen to them or will get excited with their crush. super touchy-feely around crush, like super. 

CAPRICORN: will be hot & cold. they’ll be head over heels for them and obsessive one day, and cold and aloof the next. thinks about crush constantly. they have the tendency to acquire short and quick crushes but will not fall in love right away. will always want to spend time with their crush to get to know them. they fall in “like” fast, but they will never fall in love fast. will help crush with anything. tends to stare at their crush when they speak. learns a lot about crush which can sometimes come off as stalkerish. afraid to initiate anything first. denies crush to themselves and to their friends. takes awhile to get over a crush, but does not realize it. will take interests in their crush’s interests. 

AQUARIUS: teases you a lot. will try very hard to hide that they do not like you, which is why they tease a lot. to tell the difference between an aquarius liking you versus an aquarius genuinely disliking you (when they tease), tease them back. if they get angry, then they probably hate you, and if they laugh or tease again, they probably do like you. will be comfortable around crush and will try to initiate conversations. is slow when realizing they have a crush on someone, so their friends may realize it before they do. 

PISCES: tries to make crush smile. very sweet and cute towards crush. very polite and helpful towards crush. can sometimes distance self from crush in fear of the pain of rejection but also because they are not fast to open up heart. takes awhile to admit they have a crush on someone to themselves. will not tell friends immediately about crush. very patient. will be there for crush when they are needed. 

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