swole goes beyond swagger

Slenderman isnt scary I see tall white twinks all the time

the only opinion that matters…

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.

alexa dame mas gasolina

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ilybiaegslyb: i love you, bitch. i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

The B in IHOB stands for

He is the greatest goalscorer of this generation, he is your captain, and he’s a Stanley Cup champion, Alex Ovechkin!

Alex Ovechkin celebrates winning the Stanley Cup in the locker room after Game Five of the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Final (June 7, 2018)

sports are worth it sometimes 

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

Which Alex Ovechkin are you today?

the wolfmother is a 1000 year old king and she is very tired (x)