No doctor, i do not have chlamydia, stop testing me for it D:

How time has passed..... 📅 #5YearAnniversary #TheHolyCheesus

MR KRAAAaaabSS I haveeee annn IDEEAAAAAAAA

When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece

Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.

ive reblogged this before but not with that last addition

Same here.  That’s impressive.

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

15+ Rare Photos Of Victorians Proving They Weren’t As Serious As You Thought

They were just the same as us, but since it took so long to take a picture, it was easier to keep a stern face for as long as it took for a picture to be taken.

When your family has guests over

Reblog if you would date a bi person

I need to prove something to myself

Forever. 💖

You don’t pick up a helium balloon, you hold it down.

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leave it to harry ‘great decisions’ potter to have his entire second triwizard task plan be ‘eat this weed that a morally dubious house elf gave me and hope’

No doctor, i do not have chlamydia, stop testing me for it D:

Happy Anniversary #ChlamydiaPost 🎉🎉🎉

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

*aggressively thinks about sitting on your dick while having a casual conversation with you*

No doctor, i do not have chlamydia, stop testing me for it D:

The BIRTHDAY POST!! 😄 #Im19 #HappyBirthdayToMe

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

Bernie is the president we need and deserve

Most politicians fly coach but I get your point.

THE LAST ONE I AM LAUGHING