from Passing English of the Victorian Era

I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

BRING BACK ‘GOT THE MORBS’ 2K15

How to find goths

Whisper “hey, now, hey, now now” in a crowded room.

“A lot of metal heads are goddamn drama queens who do not respect any other’s opinion, and who force their opinion to someone else.. I’m tired of people bitching about ‘the wrong type of metal’. ”

OH MY GOD

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

“BED TIME IS NAOW KITTEN”

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shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

reasons why fall is superior: -no heat -chilly weather -no sweating -halloween -sweaters -boots -jeans -no shaving -flannel -pumpkin spice everything -leaves changing colors -pumpkins -cute animals getting ready to hibernate -cozy pajamas -thanksgiving -it’s not summer -candy -fall scents -literally everything

How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else

May your 1st apartment be your sanctuary

● no rodents or bugs

● no noisy neighbors

● no burglaries

● no mold in the air ducts or leaky faucets

Thank you for your prayers. 

All of this and please let my roommates not be trifling

May your air conditioner not break down right before summer

May your kitchen never smell like spoiled milk 24/7

May your electric never flicker daily making you reset fucking everything

May you never hear gunshots in the day or night

May you never have a spider colony live on your balcony

May your air conditioning unit not breAK RIGHT BEFORE SUMMER AND IF IT DOES MAY SOMEONE ACTUALLY FIX IT

AMEN I RECEIVE IT

Perfect timing… I move in this month 😳

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

the well known Harry Potter cycle

Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy

Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy

Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way 

unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2

Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.

Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.

The fourth wall, Klaus Frahm