hannah says relax

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

Joe Biden about to drag another nation into a forever war:

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

100000 asteroids hitting you in the head

Okay..... so?

Just fucking deal with it alright

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

we're fucked