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Reblogging every time I come across this , sorry not sorry 🥲🙏🏾

Speak it into existence

this tweet really spoke to me

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

spoken like a future puma victim

….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?

lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?

PIZZA🍕 PASTA🍝 PUT👏 IT👏 IN👏 A👏 BOX📥 DELIVER📬 IT👏 TO👏 MY👏 HOUSE🏠 AND👏 PUT👏 IT👏 ON👏 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY COCK🍆 CHEESY🧀 ON👏 MY👏 PEENY🍆 AND👏 SOME👏 SAUCE-A🍅 ON👏 MY👏 BALLS🍒

All rise for the National Anthem of Italy

One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

The Pope is canonically Catholic

How dare you be funnier than me

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

I know this is a joke but I have definitely had a doctor look through the notes as I’m talking to them and just say “That’s….*deep breath* a lot.”

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

New state dropped my dudes

job interviews feel so weirdly degrading it's like you're asking to be exploited and they still reject you

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

WHAT

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

WHAT

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

WHAT

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

Race week! And what better way to start it off than with a little compilation of some Baku fun! 😍 Well Done Baku ❤️

Charles Leclerc x f1 racing suits

✨cinematic parallels✨