Brief interlude into some Ted Lasso stuff for 3x06

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

No, Zhiyong Jing

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

Cryptogeology is also like "Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. Nobody's seen it do it. But I've been tracking it since Saskatoon."

"There are no mountains in Saskatoon."

"Not anymore, there aren't."

Cryptogeography: didn't used to be a France there

Cryptogeometry: I've seen shapes you wouldn't fuckin believe.

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

jamie tartt | seventeen going under

i am in love with this video. phil dunster seriously needs an emmy.

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

This isn’t my first black parade

Not my fall out, not my boys

PHIL DUNSTER Photographed by Wil Coban

About to drive my Chevy to the levee. Sure hope it's wet over there

For you. For all of us.

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

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“Bartleby, the Scrivener” by Roberto Ricci for From Hell’s Heart: An Illustrated Celebration of the Works of Herman Melville.

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Janelle Monáe photographed by Alexandra Gavillet for Billboard

Chasing sundown, Jeremy Miranda