Serendipity

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

Religion: CATHOLIC

anti-surveillance-state hero

coke fiend

it’s what they deserved

the dyatlov pass incident

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

love it when my kitchen is clean, life is so much easier... i'm sorry countertops i will never let you get this nasty ever again (/fully lying)

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

this a beautéful example of the power of teamwork

I forget if I made a post about this already but how fucked up is it that “sense of impending doom” is a known medical symptom of some physical conditions, not just psychological ones? Most of all it’s a symptom that something is wrong with your blood. If you’ve got sepsis getting into your bloodstream or you even get a blood transfusion you’re not compatible with you can suddenly believe you are going to die or the world is going to end. The incorrect transfusion one isn’t even actually deadly but nurses are sometimes trained to recognize what it means when the patient is suddenly convinced that an unknowable, terrifying disaster is looming because it just means your brain felt something off in the bloodstream and immediately went WELP THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BIG ONE

This happens to me when my iron gets low, so here’s your reminder to go take your damn vitamins/meds/drink water etc.

this is what life is all about. make someone's day better and a little more weird at the same time