great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly
go white boy
sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you
gay?
Yes my liege. Trans also.
very well. let them in.
the color of forgiveness
hey now...
Couldn't have nailed me any harder to the floor if you had a fucking hammer.
LOL Em
Genuinely my favourite trope 🤷🏻♀️
the interior of a panera is designed to contain a minotaur
NEVER apologize for speaking your truth, king <3
lore accurate beast
curious bc i sometimes go to say things to people online before realising i sound literally evil
guys please 😭 this isn't about being overly blunt or not being able to take back your words in person or a lack of tone tags, its about telling your buddy he dresses like if wallace from wallace and gromit was a faggot
went to a dollhouse/miniature furniture emporium owned by a little old lady who definitely should be solving mysteries in her spare time and I have decided life is worth living after all
Me: [stands up too fast] 💫⭐💫⭐💫⭐💫
My entire cardiovascular system: [still sitting on the couch] Idk where the fuck you think you're going, but I am not coming with you
Oh my god fuzzy baby teefs! A handful of bitty bats! Batlings!
weird and wild takes coming out of the new dungeon meshi fandom
if you can read all of dungeon meshi and see how it revels in the eroticism of consumption and plays with themes about base instinct, overwhelming desire, loving something so much you want to take it inside you and keep it there forever...if you can read all that and think that the author would be against people sexualizing her characters then I don't know what to tell you. dungeon meshi isn't horny in the way most fantasy animes are horny, but it's a huge fault to think that means it's not horny at all in a more complex and allegorical way. sex is a huge part of human instinct, just like eating, and the wires often get crossed. its that's not a bad thing because sex isn't a bad thing, lol
i was soo happy when i found this thank you pinterest