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I was tagged by @dirt-road-texan for a 6 selfies thing lol, so here are my 6 selfies, and I’ll tag @walden-west @herbeautykilledhim @j-liftcookies @thejohnmfjones and anyone else who wants to post your selfies!! tag me so.i can see them!!!!

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke: “Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

That is cabbage

The real question is, what are you doing for others?

All I really need in life is butt touches

I love where I live. It’s equally close to the busy, lively character of Boston and to the beautiful, sweet nature of the Emerald Necklace.

Offering nutritional coaching with your only qualification being your personal body ~transformation~ is one of the most irresponsible and deceitful things you can do

adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick