Artagan at Traveler Con:

this was my favorite bit i nearly had an asthma attack

Justin’s monologue. I sincerely beg of you do not watch this video if you intend on watching the pilot and just haven’t found time. This is something you need to experience raw.

If you’re convincing a friend to get dropout for this season though, show them this poor toy.

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

jesus christ

When a higher-ranked demon threatens you. XD

A silly comic sketch based on the latest Buzzfeed Unsolved video. :P 

please appreciate my meme bfu fandom, thank you

Lemon soda?? Peppermint sticks?? Are we still pretending that Shane Madej didn’t experience his entire childhood in the 1920’s??

do y’all remember when we thought caleb was a werewolf and fjord was responsible

Caleb’s terrible accents

(Apparently caleb trying to talk like other people isn’t suitable for tumblr)

Critical Role Gods: mysterious, all-powerful, inscrutable beings who hold the secrets of the universe within their palms and select holy champions to carry out their divine will in the mortal plane as they watch on from afar

The Adventure Zone Gods: weird parents, can be summoned via stubborn shouting, bird mom, knitting mom, reggie fitzpatrick, crunchy little satyr guy who was once piggybacked around by his worshipper and then knocked out with a confetti gun

WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

A thief

Ana: Hey! I got some new lore, and possibly a ski-

Soldier 76:

men (real and fictional) lesbians trust:

“I’m coming here to show you how you do drag girls”

Manila Luzon’s look for the Eleguence After Dark runway

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

also

This will never get old.

Kinda works

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.” 

If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.

counterpoint: if you don’t get to dress like someone ran a magical thrift shop through a rototiller and frankensteined the pieces back together what’s the god-damned point of being a wizard

The sartorial differences between wizards and sorcerers are on display, I think.

That makes perfect sense, really, since sorcerers don’t generally get a choice about gaining spellcasting abilities and might not want to advertise them 24/7 whereas wizards put a lot of effort into becoming wizards and didn’t spend years in Wizard Grad School just to be low-key about it.

And the fun thing about being a Bard is you can dress however the FUCK you want and nobody will think you’re a threat or take you seriously at all with your silly little violin until you’ve all been Mass Suggestioned and you and your allies are all killing each other with great prejudice.