the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

I mean

for anyone who wishes to live vicariously (from r/nuclearrevenge)

"Villain era," I hiccup between sobs as I'm forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.

Benoit Blanc really is the most guy ever. He’s a world famous detective. He’s played by a British man but has a fake country accent. He dresses like a cartoon character and smokes cigars. He hates mystery games because he sucks at them. He plays video games with his friends in the bath over discord. He has a soft spot pathetic, righteous, panicky women. He makes up words on the fly. He’s gay. He hates rich people.

wait americans can just. buy massive bottles of ibuprofen what the fuck

ONE THOUSAND TABLETS. ONE THOUSAND OF THEM??? im jealous we only get like 16

when you’re on here like ‘mmm yummy five ibuprofen make headache go away’ you’re not struggling with little packets you’re just straight chugging that shit what the fuck

When you don’t have health care, you need 1000 ibuprofen on hand.

Don’t start making it sound special or they might take this away from us too

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

advice

do NOT tag this post as "#legal advice" i cannot deal with the consequences

is that what your parents told you when you woke up and your pet elf was gone

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!