I'm Bad Behavior, But I Do It In The Best Way.

I think we as a website are sleeping on the potential of Microsoft teams default memes

You have the option to edit the text but why the fuck would you. Get disbarred bitch.

go fish motherfucker

Love From The Other Side out everywhere January 18th ✨ lots more to come soon ✨

There are no words that can express how much i love black cats.

repost to send a californian directly to hell

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

loki: let him finish talking

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift