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teenage runaway

@calum-maori-king-blog / calum-maori-king-blog.tumblr.com

"What are you, some kind of witch?"
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the most terrifying thing that anyone has ever experienced is listening to a song at high volume with your headphones in and then pausing to accept a call and you fall into this false sense of security and when the call ends be brought out of that lull with the song reaching its highest note and your heart stops for a moment and you rip out your headphones and scream out of reaction and your life just flashes before your eyes

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“Can you smile for me? You have so many dimples.”
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people: why do you waste so much time on these bands anyway?? it's not like they know you exist
me: it's not a waste, it's called an investment in things that make me happy
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clummyhood

sleepless nights with calum where you’d be cuddled up in bed together watching a movie with your head on his tummy and his fingers tangled in your hair and you’d be trying to really get comfortable (especially finding a comfy position for your arms tbh why are arms always in the way when u cuddle smh) and you’d mindlessly slide your hand down calum’s inner thigh and he’d shiver a little and then when you rested your hand on his crotch without even thinking about it he’d chuckle and go “are you trying to give me a hint?” and you’d be like “huh??” before realizing where your hand was and then you’d giggle before turning around to look into his face before mumbling “i’m sorry cal i just can’t really get comfy right now” and he’d smile softly before taking your hand and guiding you until you were practically lying half on top of him and for some reason it would be so comfy and he’d mutter “is that better babe?” and you’d smile and be like “mmm much!” and calum would smile too before pressing a kiss to your forehead and wrapping his strong arms around your body with a quiet happy sigh

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rydnen

why did the chicken cross the road

why?

he didnt cross the road, because one time at a party when he was a teenager he got offered a marijuana and died horribly from it dont do drugs kids

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