You Know Who I Am.

I had you first and I had you last.  You’ll have me forever. It’s only fair, I’ve been yours since the moment I saw you. 

GIFTOBER 2022 (+ @mcuchallenge) • day 7: one color

Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

Sir Elton John has admitted to having sex with a Russian spy on a hotel roof during a trip to the Soviet Union.

The 66-year-old singer believes that the KGB spy was planted in his entourage by the country's secret police at the height of the Cold War to follow his every move.

He says that after discovering that the man was a mole who worked for the Russian security agency, he slept with him to compromise him.

"I went to Russia in 1979 and I knew we were being watched all the time," John told the Observer.

"I had an interpreter that they'd clearly set up. I ended up having sex with him on the hotel roof."

John became the first Western popstar to perform behind the Iron Curtain when he took to the stage in St Petersburg, formerly Leningrad, in 1979.

In 1985, The Rocket man released Nikita, a song about a westerner who falls for a Berlin border guard. The track, which featured George Michael, was a worldwide hit.

suddenly every dumbass dnd-bard-seduces-their-way-out-of-trouble plan/joke i’ve made seems way more plausible 

[...] it’s the amazing inventions that stem from Tony’s mind. Tomorrow’s dreams made real.

- Steve rogers, Tales of Suspense

wait

is this a costuming fluke or did scotty get a promotion to captain that went unspoken in the middle of search for spock???

it’s so funny if scotty was promoted tho skshsjsjsj because kirk gets demoted to captain and spocks a captain and scottys a captain and sulu gets promoted to captain so there’s like FOUR captains on enterprise ncc 1701a

my captain my captain my captain and me

when will everyone on the enterprise be a captain. 

25th entry. practice

Ref - Essence cover

lets not forget this gem

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot 

and

ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot

Thor | Thor: Ragnarok

I AM IRON MAN.

- ROBERT DOWNEY JR. as TONY STARK in the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (2008-2019)

(November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020)

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

he’s the only one who gets it

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