Anonymous asked:
*eyes widen in fear* Your actually a Vampire?
"That's the fuckin' ticket, smart lil greyfaced shitbag!"
Anonymous asked:
not even people who use the word rubbish when they mean garbage?
((I don't remember what this was from, whoops xD))
I am being summoned away to make a starter for a dear friend and write something insanely depraved for another dear friend. Be back whenever~!
Anonymous asked:
Is there anything that DOESN"T turn you on?"
"Nah, not really."
"Come give this handsome ass fucker some love. I need me some bitches~."
littlewitchelise
"…You look like someone stapled your face together and only used gold stuff because they liked you…"
Well excuse the fuck outta you, ya little brat. The fuck makes you think I care about what you think?"
marie-belmonts-love
"I would say that it is you who are too obsessed, though I suppose I shouldn’t take it too personally. You seem to be hard constantly after all"
thatjackassvampire
"That’s fuckin’ right! Now why don’tcha come sit on my lap? We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up~."
marie-belmonts-love
"I would rather not. I’m afraid you’d enjoy it a little too much"
"Damn straight I would!"
"Eeeeehhhhhhh~?" he turned toward the woman and grinned his wicked thuggish grin. "Is that my beloved bitch I feel tryina flirt with me~?"
goldandcafe4life
She side kicked him right in the groan and yelled,
"DON’T YA EVER LEAVE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN VALENTINE!"
"Ohhh fuck!" he doubled over, bending at the hips with his hands right over his nuts. "S-Sure, just don't pull this shit again.... Hehe, wanna kiss it and make it better?"
(yourvictorianvampire) "Asshole!" *punches*
"Heeeey! What was that for? I didn't do shit to you!"
"HEY MOTHERFUCKERS! GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS BACK ON THE BLOCK! *THIS* BADASS!"
lilith-doe
marie-belmonts-love
"I would say that it is you who are too obsessed, though I suppose I shouldn’t take it too personally. You seem to be hard constantly after all"
"That's fuckin' right! Now why don'tcha come sit on my lap? We'll talk about the first thing that pops up~."
[Ronald] "Bloody 'ell, y'got more piercin's on yer face than Slingby's got on 'is whole damn body! Don' those 'urt?" ((Haaaaaiii Bunny! It's Lima! owo))
"Fuck nah! They fell good! ...'Til that wrinkly ass old ass fart pulled 'em out, that is." ((Hai~!))
"Eeeeehhhhhhh~?" he turned toward the woman and grinned his wicked thuggish grin. "Is that my beloved bitch I feel tryina flirt with me~?"
"HEY MOTHERFUCKERS! GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS BACK ON THE BLOCK! *THIS* BADASS!"
marie-belmonts-love
"Oh dear…………….."
thatjackassvampire
"You miiiiiissed me, didn’t you, sugartits~? Hehehehe."
marie-belmonts-love
"Dream on, metal face"
"I know you dream about me, sweetcheeks~. I give you a fuckin' wet dream every night~."
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- I'm a piece of work
- I've got blue hair
- I'm a lame ass
- I have too many muses and I abandon rp blogs like it's going out of style
- and I've so missed Jan, but at the same time, I haven't.
"Oh lord it's the fcc's nightmare."
"Does it look like a give a fuck what those faggots think? Nah, bitch. My last fuck flew away into the sunset," he trails off, giving a sniffle and then looking into a random direction in the sky. "Look at it go, isn't it beautiful~?"
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I'm... one of your favorite blogs? Probably not anymore. I'm sorry.
"HEY MOTHERFUCKERS! GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS BACK ON THE BLOCK! *THIS* BADASS!"
marie-belmonts-love
"Oh dear…………….."
"You miiiiiissed me, didn't you, sugartits~? Hehehehe."