The blue menace

It's been a challenge

À̴̧̨̨̢̢̝͚̯͙͎̤̰̜͍̽̄̓͆͆́̿͜Ņ̴̧̛̻̗̯̦̙̲͍̼̥͚̗͈̜͙͕͙̒͆̌̓̈͂͒̏̆̊́͌̆̅̍͗̄͜D̴̢̡̖̲̹̰̫̫͍͚͉̹̳͙̹͚͐̀͒ ̴̨̧̢̡̠͙̣̬̞̰̞̩̥̜̰͖̭̖̘͓̮̱̿͒̆́̓͑̓̄̂̂̒̄̀̾͒͜͜͜͜ͅN̷̨̖͓͕̭̟̱͖͐̐̀͌̓́͋͛̆̏͋̅̊͆̆͋̚̚̚͝O̸̧̨̯̞̻̪̹̠͎̳͒̔̊̄̈̐̒͛̽̌̓̄͂̆̾̀̄̄̈́͑̎̇̈́̆̚͝W̷̻͓̽̑̄̓͊̊̈́̌̐̈̾̌̚̚͝͝͝ ̸̧̨̡̨̧̺̳͈̞͕͗͛̽͊͛͗̒̃̐̆́̐̇͌̀̋́̈͂̐̈̀́̾̀̚͝W̶̲̤͈̥̗̖̼̠͇͓̎́̽̋̓̇̾̑͒͐̾̾̊̈̔̋̓̏̕̕̚͝͝͠H̷͇̼̣̮̀̔̇̒̒̌̊͗̆̒̄͑̎́̈́̋̈́̈́͒́̚͝͝Ȃ̴̡̡̹̩͍̦̩̦̖͙͙̩̻͓͙̳̤̙̰̦͚̫͂̐͂̉͐̅̏̈͊̂̔̊͐̑̃͑̉͛̾͗͛͝͝͠͝T̵͙̹͓̺͇͙͓͒̿̒͛̔̽͑̍́̃͑̇͂̽́͌̈͆͑͐́̀̿̕ ̵̛̗̟̥̈́̍̊͊̀̾͒̔͊̐̎̽͆͗Y̸̢̠͔̼̲̙̮̮̲͓̥̖̩̞̼͎̼͚̮͉̜̣̊̿̓̆͗͊͗̾̊̈́͒̒̆̇̚̚͘̚͝͠͠Ỏ̸̢̢̺͉̗̜͖͎͈̬͎̬̯͕̰̩́̀̿̏͗͆̄͗͠͠U̶͖̻̱͔̤͚̓̂͊́̋̋͒̾̓͛̑̑́͛̍͒͘͝͝ ̷̢̨̩̭̥͙͎̟̝̥͎͉̱͚͙̯̗͓̬̩̘͓̱̓͐̂̽̇̾̔̍̑̈́̂̏̒̐̈́͆̓̏̅̈̐͐̂̿͛͗̚̚F̸̧̧̬̻̲̲͚̯̹̜̖̤̗͉̞̹͇͔̱̬̜͇̞̞̫̤͑̂̿̊̋̇̈̂̃͗̈̍̇̅͌̚͝͠Ǫ̴̲̦̪̤̦̫͚̟̼̥̙͎͉͈̘̖̤̙̲̗̭͈̇͐͋̏͒̀̐̀̎͆̋̀̄̓̎͆͜͠͝Ö̷̡̢̧̪̠̬͕̙͉͈̣̦̻̳̬̬͖̲͙̤̖̟̟̟̪̣́͋̂̾̒̎̔͌̌́͑̑̈͆̓̔̾͒̅̍̄̚̚̕͜͠͝ͅĹ̶̡̛͉͚̻̫̫͎̯͇͎̳̬͖̤̒̆͂̀̌͒̈̈́̏͆̓͆͑̿̾̈́̂̿̆͆͠͝͠I̵̢̡̨͖̦͈̳̬̬͉̰̬̱̭̣͔̟̮̝̎̍͆̒̆̀͘̕̕ͅS̸̡̢͓̺͎͎͇̗͓̾͂̄̆̓͑̋̌̅̔̅̊͌̈́̍͊̓͛̚̚͝͝͠ͅḨ̸̧̼͍̝̫̘͜͠ ̸̛̳̲̥̠̠̜̹̜̫̗̟̳͚̻̥̟̟̱̗͎̯̘̮̈́͐̐̈́̍̏̀̐̌́͐͂̓͆͆̊̋͋̒͂̒͘̕͜͝͝M̴̧̧̡͍̻͚̘͙͈̹͚̯̫̟͓͖̺̤̻̞̘͖̰̹̞̏͐̐̈́̀͋͗̽͜͜͝ͅÖ̴̢̗͙̣͍̭͎̭͓̣̺͚͓̗̬̰̜̘̪͔͔̲͈̦͉͍̖̯͔́̓͋̊́͆̓̑̿͒̍̂̀͐̐̀͘̚͠Ṛ̷̚T̵̢̢̞̱̗͓͓͕̟̥̙̫̪͈̼̣̱͍͙͕̺͇̤̩̺̅͗͂̎̂̂̈̓̌̎̔̿̊͐̂͌̇̐́͗͑̐̄̕̕͝͝A̷̧̡̨̞̫͈̭͉̫̹̭̙̲̗̳̠͚̹̳͍̟̹͖͇͛̐̆͒̾̎̑̊̎̍̀̓͘͘̕ͅL̴̨̢̢̬͕̜͇͈̗͓̞̹̫̫͔̞͓̟̇̂̑͂̇̏̉͊͂̿͑̀̊̿̾͜͝S̷̥̖͝!̸͈̩̥̫̼̲̤̽͑̌̃̄͛̆̔̍̀͑̌͊̊̏͑̉̉̒̈́̇̈́͋͌̌́̕͝?̴̡̢̛͇̫̗̼̼̤̩͍̗̟̞̥͚̈́͋̇͒̈́̎̉̂̑̀͒̃̒͑̿͛̅͂̈́̈̈́̊̌̑̕͜͠͠

I can't believe my 3 year lunch break is over

We can’t fight against the furry menace like this, @ask-backy

Yeah, a lunch break sounds nice.

I could eat a HORSE.

Capitalist pig: @askbananapie Here for the long run: @missromancedy

Speaking of strange fetishes, I have opened up a pillowfort and curiouscat for NSFW questions/answers. The latter is free and allows anon questions (but no tags, so there’s no way of avoiding content you don’t like, sorry) and the former costs 5 dingledollarydoos to even use the site but it has tags.

ft. @reversalmushroom and @cupoooo

Banan boss - @askbananapie Hapless cake victim - @missromancedy

Take responsibility! Neuter your pets!

Cameo, feat. Sapphire. @a-cute-poison

Continuing from this, after TWO YEARS