Kind of wish you didn't. You must be pretty pissed. Are you kidding me? I am thrilled.

9-1-1 7.06 | There Goes the Groom

911 + Richard Siken

something about chimneys first ever storyline being him proposing to his girlfriend, her saying no, and then leaving him while he's in the hospital after a traumatic brain injury. and now he's in the hospital again with another brain condition, but this time he gets to re-propose to and marry the love of his life, who doesn't want to wait until he's out of the hospital to be married to him either

#His coming out arc was hilarious

This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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Similarities between Iraq War protests and Palestine Protests.

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Spoiler alert: shoe guy is now widely seen as a hero

Just in case you were wondering where everyone's gonna fall in the "right side of history" debate on this one

The shoe guy’s name is Muntadhar al-Zaidi (he is still alive and active), and yes, the pro-Palestinian student protesters are on the right side of history, and yes, they will be remembered as heroes — far moreso than the cowardly college presidents & conservative politicians who sicced the police on anti-war college protesters dissenting against war crimes and calling for a permanent ceasefire.

happy jonathan harker discovers paprika day to everyone who celebrates it

[Image description: A photo of four small bottles of paprika on a kitchen counter beside one very large bottle of paprika. One of the small bottles is empty and on its side. End description.]

I cleaned out the spice cabinet to make some room, and I've discovered that my good friend Jonathan Harker seems to have visited recently.

Seriously, though, how the fuck did we end up with so much paprika...?

Happy Paprika Day, Dracula Daily readers! :D

cc: @petermorwood. 😀

This is a simple introduction to how Israel rules Palestine 🇵🇸

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

9-1-1 on ABC is so unhinged lol, it's like every four episodes the writers put all the main characters' names on a wheel and spin it to see who they're gonna inflict major physical or emotional trauma to this time, and then every other four episodes the writers are like "so which massive natural disaster are we gonna let befell upon LA this time?? An earthquake? A tsunami?? Maybe a shipwreck???" and they just do that so regularly it's insane. What could they possibly do next???? The answer could very well be a literal asteroid impact, because the show is just that level bonkers. Don't ever change this, btw

put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

What the FUCK