that was pretty fucking ninja

Will: no. He likes it cold.

Joyce:

John Boyega gotta chill

Wow

Happy 50th Leslie Jones!

YAS SIS! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all

then and now 😩

ಠ_ಠ???

“Rogue Moon”

Saffron Vadher photographed by Marie Zucker for On The Rocks Magazine

Stylist: Carmen Borgonovo Hair: Naoki Komiya Makeup: Valeria Ferreira

Idris Elba Gets Valentines Day Advice from Kids

this is what i came here for

i think about the fact that somebody chose to end a multimillion dollar franchise movie on this scene at least once a week

WHAT is a bigger power play than being a mammal and saying fuck land and returning to god’s bountiful oceans

Usher’s STD follow up call.. 😰

I SCCREEAAAMMEEEDDD FUCKKNG GOOD NIGHT I HATE HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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i remember that phase of tumblr where the main form of communication was reaction images like you were encouraged to have a huge folder of them and reply with gifs to everything that was the site culture

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.