i'm a lizard baby, so why don't you kill me?

One of the funniest subversion of cooking manga reactions I've seen

17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.

The look of satisfaction says everything

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

“My time has come”

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

Forcefully conscripted into the Lord of the Rings Set of '01

it's real BOY hours

when genkai tested yusuke's soul she actually just made him experience every period pain every person has ever experienced throughout human history

post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

she was so inspired by brokeback mountain that she decided to make yaoi real

Shout out to that blonde guy in the last panel clearly giving the most empassioned line read of "I ain't quittin' you!" of all time

I think the best advice I ever got to stop myself from getting in my head over issues i was having with a partner/friend was “Are you deciding on ultimatums in your relationship without the other persons knowledge or consent? Are you having conversations in your head where the other party is a projection you supply the responses for? If so; you have done this person a huge disservice in not allowing them to answer on their own terms. You have done so much architecture around this problem in your mind that is impenetrable for anyone who was not there when it was being built.”

That shit really changed my life and honestly? I think made me a nicer person to be around.

the only thing in our new apartment so far

What else do u need

80s anime dubbing is truly a lost art form