it be like that sometimes
the danganronpa body discovery music plays as my friends find me passed out drunk on a street corner outside kfc
i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl
The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous
Me: *gently mists my reptiles’ tanks so they can be happy and healthy*
My reptiles:
Anyone: where’d you get that bruise?
Me: idk I just inhabit this vessel
*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did
this guy i dont even know or follow just started talking to me on insta i hate this
my body: dying from exhaustion the little voice in my head that always says danganronpa: danganronpa
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