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Butts and Cigarettes

@buttsandcigarettes / buttsandcigarettes.tumblr.com

NH 26 i think I’m funny
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― James Baldwin, Just Above My Head
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oldfarmhouse

༆ 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽.

𝖣𝖺𝗒 𝖻𝗒 𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽.
- 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖡𝖺𝗅𝖽𝗐𝗎𝗇
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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

KING SHIT FR

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capnfrankie
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I’m losing my fucking mind.

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kittykat8311

oh my god

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

My favorite post

“It’s a bit annoying sometimes but she call us handsome when we do and I don’t hear that very often” OH MY GOD

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riahchan

the hero we need

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bogleech

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

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revretch

Love the frantic “giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up!!!!” while the jellyfish is just slowly sinking

Source: twitter.com
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cali

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

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boba-foxy

ah yes my favorite pokemon games

firered & beef greek

dude thats awesome i love your mind

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