jenny slate is funnier than any mainstream male comedian and i would say that in a court of law

Guillermo del Toro: What if a chick just really loves fish cock?

Movie studio executive: ::kisses Guillermo on the cheek and hands him a hundred million dollars::

this aired in 2007 y'all

*dissociates until I can’t move* summer lovin …. .. .Havin a blast

Stop Clickbait.

Not all heroes wear capes.

when your friends try to lift your spirits but you’ve already committed to being in a bad mood