omg hey I’m back

last reblog was in 2018,,,, im almost 24 now

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

We out here buying shit

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

workers be shopping

i want to see my little boy.. here he comes

john mulaney is daddy 

i will bite your fingers off

kinky 

Mari, you are so cute

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

I love getting zero notes it’s called minimalism thanks so much

Poppy is just as guilty in the psychological torment of Brittany as Titanic is and that’s just the tea!

Putting this here too

After all this information that’s been made public about Mars and h i m I better not see any post support that literal trash of a human being

I don’t care if you think he’s hot

I don’t care if he’s “daddy”

What he did to Mars is not okay

ABUSE IS NOT OKAY

DO NOT EXCUSE HIS ACTIONS

DO NOT SUPPORT THIS MAN

thottoman empire

The Ottoman Empire has been dead for 100 slutty, slutty years

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

GUESS WHO’S EVADING THEIR TAXES!

WARIO NO

leo: yeah so after that explosion i died lmao

magnus: oh so you’re the greek equivalent of an einher–

leo: but then i used a magical greek potion that brought me back to life and now im alright

magnus: w

magnus: a what now