Gyakuten Tsuushin 10: “One’s Heritage” Translation

(Note: My Japanese is not very good so feel free to message me to correct any errors!)

sorry I'm a little bit unhinged when it comes to orphan phoenix....

Hi, so this might be random but I haven't seen anything about it on here and I know this is a website full of depressed people who probably use dry shampoo.

DRY SHAMPOO RECALL

These products and more are being recalled for containing cancer causing chemicals. And because of the nature of dry shampoo is to spray it in your bathroom, directly onto your head, it can linger in the air and expose you to the chemicals for longer periods of time.

THIS IS A LINK to one article full of information, but you should probably do your own research on the subject to figure out if you currently have or have used one of these products and what to do about it moving forward.

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

This is because of the Ray-Bans isn't it?

love how they're blaming users instead of making their website more secure

you know at this point i think its pretty safe to say that none of us, not one single person, had 2020 vision

did you main super, who, or lock back in the day

if youre tagging this with “none i had good taste and was better than you“ i know you have skeletons in your closet its okay to laugh about it

an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard

imagine taking an entire decade to bury 1 gay lmao

he kept eating the dirt <3

This is one for the OGs

i love this destiel news i have zero investment in supernatural but you dont have big fandoms like this anymore. literally everyone on social media knows what youre talking about when you talk about it. this is the first time in so long ive seen the entire internet collectively lose its gourd over something that wasnt horrific tragedy and existentially horrific news. feels really good. 

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

He’s so great

why does this sound like a mcelroy bit

it’s

FRENCH

it’s

FOOD

and it has

in it

i saw that supernatural destiel clip and it was like witnessing two actors who were asked to act out a gay confession as homophobically as possible. i need to call the southern poverty law center.

This website SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

My entry for Uniqlo’s Pokemon contest!