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#walk walk fashion baby
Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett/Wolverine DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024)
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what did he mean by this
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Things that just happen to Apollo Justice
- father is murdered when he's an infant.
- raised through early childhood as a son of the leader of a group of guerrilla terrorist lawyers.
- abandoned by his guerrilla terrorist lawyer surrogate father to live in a country he's never seen.
- makes it to adulthood and becomes a lawyer, only to be hired by a lawyer who is secretly a murderer.
- his idol Phoenix Wright manipulates and uses him as a pawn to take down his enemy (Apollo's murder lawyer boss).
- as a result of Wright's scheme, Apollo loses his job and can't find one for six months, forcing him to take a job under the same man who manipulated and used him.
- accidentally defends his mother in court, who is secretly alive. She knows who he is, but he and Wright scheme not to tell either him or his sister.
- the one best friend he made after being abandoned in the US is murdered, which triggers a mental breakdown.
- six months after his mental breakdown, his surrogate father, whom he hasn't seen since being abandoned, comes to the US to beg Apollo to defend him of a murder charge.
- Apollo agrees to defend his surrogate father from the murder charge, at the risk of his own life due to the law of the country, only to discover that his father doesn't even need defending because he's already dead and has been a ghost the whole time.
- Apollo has a second mental breakdown and understandably refuses to return to the US.
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I I L-I-I-KE Yโโ //error//
my full piece for the right words zine!!
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break in the case
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it would be a hundred times easier
if we were young again
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"Bingo."
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Request:
Maya explaining the concept of 'gay' to Pearl. Maybe using dolls/plushies of Phoenix and Miles?
Shes off to beat up nick for toying with Mystic mayas heart like that anyway
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quote: @angeryrobotredhead
Source: tumblr.com
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Stole a car and crashed it
Can I arrest him? Please?
Iโm tempted to say yes. @rk80060 what the fuck
It wasn't your car
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE MY CAR FOR IT TO BE ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS, KID
No one died? I didn't even crash it for it to be absolutely fucked up
โI didnโt crash it that muchโ isnโt the excuse you think it is
Considering how often connor claims to want to arrest people, I'd say he's into that
I mean technically itโs his job, dude
โฆalthough he does like handcuffs
Hank!
What? You enjoy putting them on. On people. You know.
That is not what you meant and we both know it.
They didn't let me have any before. Excuse me for enjoying that I get to be a real cop.
You enjoy putting them on people. Who those people are can remain a secret to the general public
Hank please
does that mean Iโm wearing the cuffs tonight
Hank...
... yes.
STOP THIS FOR FUCKS SAKE
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I just spent like an hour editing a fictional lawyers cleavage. Amazing use of my limited free time.
@abluescarfonwaston Thank you for the hilarious tags.
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when he notices you acting different after your "friend" takes you to europe on a "business trip"
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...Heh. I tend to forget that Klavier-stripping-naked-in-airports is a canon anecdote and not just a fic trope
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spring๐
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