i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

anybody out here releasing new music soon? :)

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

buzzfeed unsolved, or as i like to call it, cracking open a cold case with the boys,

I hope love finds you in 2018

I hope health finds u in 2018

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

Harry Styles performs on the runway during the 2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (HQs)

If anyone tries to tell me that How I Met Your Mother is a story of Ted and Robin, I will riot.

We all know it’s about Barney and Robin and how they fell in love. We can pretend the finale doesn’t exist. Because really it just shits all over the previous 9 seasons.

lordstark:

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

Someone *says anything remotely vague to me*

My brain: flirting??? They’re flirting??? With me??? Relationship??? Sharing an apartment for two years? They propose on a crisp winter night????? Marriage and three kids, each named after family members????? Inevitable divorce after you drift apart!!!!?? The kids are crushed,,,,, you are alone,,,,