Remarkably unchanged except for the vacant look in her eyes
“Oh sure. You Capitol women are probably a real handful for an idiot from here, but uh — we District men are a different breed entirely.”
He’s showing his best imitation of her voice, smirking all the while as he brings a glass to his lips and keeps his gaze fixed firmly on the awful woman across the room. And he’s his typical obnoxious self, bold enough to throw a confident wink in her direction from where he’s laid back on the couch, feet up on the coffee table, clothing askew, drink in hand – everything he knows will piss her off.
“If you don’t think you can handle it, sweetheart, it’s okay. not every woman’s cut out for the task.”
Nostrils inflate for a moment as she draws in that breath that comes
served with a side of annoyance. She places hands in lap as if it was
an attempt to fix what he was failing to do. As if her proper etiquette
would make up for the lack of his. She loathes the man, deep inside
her core. Like she was supposed to. Because who could like a man
who REFUSED each attempt of betterment, for the sake of his own
damn survival as well as her progression in this profession?
❝ You’re being crude! Now cut it out before anyone hears your preposterous suggestions. You’re not SPECIAL, Abernathy. ❞
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
She’ll just laugh and pretend she gets the joke.
hey Effie... so a barman says to me "Haymitch, d'you want some vodka for 20 cents?" and I say "listen here buddy, that's a /cheap shot/ and you know it!" Get it? Cheap shot.
[06/10/2015 22:52:59] ellie: effie’s gonna be so proud of haybear’s dad jokes [06/10/2015 22:53:07] ϙᴜᴇᴇɴ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴄᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ♕ : she wasn’t [06/10/2015 22:53:09] ellie: oh
…..well i guess that’s hayffie pretty much summed up,
Effie Trinket in Mockingjay Part 2
hayffie + district 13
There’s a nervous lick of his lips, and he’s about to make some witty remark to try and deflect from a far-too-personal situation. Answering truthfully would require contemplating feelings and emotions, and it’s something he’s not yet prepared to do – at least not until he’s got a few measures of liquor in his system. It’s a saving grace that before he can utter a word, she’s kissing him and he’s kissing back, happily taking the distraction from the honest moment he’s tooafraid; too cowardly to have.
Hands fumble, faster now, and he wants to carry her to the bedroom but he knows his shaking hands and his clumsy lack of balance would make it too dangerous. He’s too embarrassed to admit that he’s thought about what it’d be like when she finally camehometo 12; to him. He’s played the scenario in his head a thousand times like some ever-changing movie; weighed every possibility and considered every step he could take. He’s imagined them colliding; fumbling in the hallway before the door is even closed, and then moving desperate and fast against the nearest wall or collapsing on the stairs. He’s imagined hesitation — perhaps later, after dinner, when the kids have gone home and they’re left to figure out how to fall back into their old ways, and maybe he’d do something stupid like kiss her on the couch and let the rest of the night unravel however she wished. And he’s imagined taking matters into his own hands; picking her up as soon as she’s through the door and carrying her to his bed – to hell with the kids and dinner and a happy family; he’d make her stay in his arms until the middle of the next day when they can’t avoid the kids or life any longer, because she’s been gone too long and maybe he’smissedher and maybe he’s angry that she took her damn time when she knew (she must’ve known) that the thought of facing the loneliness of an empty house again was unbearable and terrifying and he wanted her there. He wanted this newfound, dysfunctional train-wreck of a family that he’s somehow ended up with far too late in life.
It’s the latter scenario that he liked best, but it doesn’t matter now, because he’s not the kind of man to sweep her off her feet. It’s a fantasy, and a pathetic one made for some fancy, romantic hero. He’s a mess, so maybe all they can ever do is collide.
It was the thing about them, they existed upon the most basic function of ignoring the feelings they had found within themselves. That’s how they’d survived the world ran by a dictator, who could take you down and no one would dare oppose. No one would dare stand up and FIGHT, not until the rebellion. A man who was responsible for hundreds of lives and in the war — -she didn’t even want to think about those they’d LOST. She wanted to stay in the present. She needed to, for were the memories to overtake her she’d lose focus. And she’d ·RETURNED to him, crawled back and done anything, ·but asked for him to take her back. And she couldn’t lose the progress they’d made. He might not WANT her were he to know.
So her hands mirror his motions, they rip at his shirt in a way that ECHOED the longing she’d felt, the yearning to be in this situation yet again. His hard body crashing against her soft skin, bruising her involuntarily and crushing her under the immense amount of what could only be described as a sort of deep affection. She didn’t dare call it anything else. She wanted to drown in it, wanted to breathe and live the sensation. Her breath hitches in her throat and forces distance between the two, allowing her hands to lay against his chest, roam over it and finally enclose around his neck. There is something about her & the way her frame squirms toward his ( impatient, her stomach tied in knots ) that signals the NEED she has for him. It feels as if her chest is on fire, a flame inside of her causing a thirst only he could quench.
❛ oh? i don’t tend to get out O F T E N, but even so, i’m CERTAIN i’d remember you if i’d have come across you. ❜
❝ Well what a tremendous shame! Come along then, we can still turn this around if we try our hardest!·❞
I mean it, Effie. Next time…. jus’ watch yourself, sweetheart. No more Mr Nice Guy.
Can’t say I exactly mind.
It's with ease that the dress falls against the cold bathroom tile and an effortless step that she takes into the shower to join him. A shriek when she finds the water COLD instead of the scalding hot showers she was used to. Fingers reach past him, brushing against slick skin before they reach the controls. There's an aroma of strawberries and honey in the air as lips collide with his. What a foolish man thinking he could catch a shower without her.
In his defence, he does try to warn her before she steps under the cold spray – warn as in he’s about to open his mouth to at least inform her of the shower’s temperature, but the sight of her has his full attention and he’s a little slow on the uptake. Truth be told, he’s too busy focusing on her breasts to figure out the words a very very small part of his mind tells him to say, and the cold water’s forgotten as he watches her approach with something close to excitement and anticipation in his gaze. He has to force his mouth to close as she steps in to join him, and he’s about to reach out to her when her shriek snaps him out of whatever trance the mere sight of her naked body managed to trap him in. If nothing else, the cold at least pulls the brakes on her seduction techniques and gives him a chance to win back the upper hand.
He’s smirking when he traps her in his arms and turns them so it’s her back against the cold tiles, and then his lips eagerly return the kiss she offers. There’s something about the combination of heat and water and the scent in the air that has need burning through his system. He lets his hands roam her body, soft and warm and slick from the water — she’s enough to make his head spin; the most delicious form of torture. He could tell himself a thousand times to let her go and something would still drive him back for more. She’s just another addiction he’ll never be able to shake.
He’s eager enough to seek some friction, hips pushing forward to send a thrill through his body that has him groaning and dropping his head to her shoulder, lips leaving a trail of kisses wherever they can reach. He loves the taste of her; the softness of her neck against his mouth; how she shudders beneath his fingers; the sounds that escape against her will because he knows just where to kiss to make her melt in his hands. Hands fall to her thighs, one brushing between her legs for just the smallest of moments before he’s lifting her and coaxing her to wrap herself around his waist. He’s well practiced in keeping them both upright without their showers becoming catastrophes that end with broken bones and bruised egos; likes to pin her to the wall and rely on his strength to anchor them in place. He’s ready between her thighs; lets his teeth sink just slightly into the soft skin of her neck first before he’s murmuring in her ear.
“I’ll definitely take this over a cold shower.”
-rips a baguette in half- tell me I'm a manly man tell me you're impressed
stares @ in awe.
“Exactly, Effie! He’s a child. They’re children. And he thinks he has the right to— God damn it. Screw this. I am gonna kill him.”
He’s pacing now, a deep scowl on his features, fists clenching and releasing over and over again, just itching to slam into something. Anything. But not her. It’s one of his worst fears: hurting her when he has no control; when he wakes, screaming and thrashing from some terrifying nightmare or she catches him mid-hallucination in a fight with his demons. What happens when he mistakes her for a ghost and tries to fight; swings his fist or reaches for his knife? Where do they go from there? How does he live with himself when he hurts her? It’s something that feels almost inevitable, but she’s so warm and soft by his side at night and he’s too selfish to send her away. He knows he could get by alone again if he had to, but he doesn’t want to. He wants her there. She keeps the loneliness and the cold at bay. God help him if he ever hurts her.
It takes her but a moment to decide her next course of action. She can’t watch him self-destruct like this, she can't watch the pacing, the irregular breaths he takes as his PULSE rises through the roof. She can’t. So she needs to do something, it’s not about wanting to help, but needing to for he's faced this by himself too many times. Taking a step towards him she braces herself, she has to convince herself she has nothing to fear for he loves her. & Making sure he’s facing her, as if it'd keep her from startling him, she gently places a hand against his chest, hoping to catch his undivided attention. The word is strong enough by itself, said in a way that shows the deepest caring, radiates warmth and yet carries out the authority of the TINY woman who could single handedly bring men to their knees.
❝ Breathe. Please. ❞