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Short and Awkward

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Kimberley . Aussie . 27 . Leo . Gryffindor . Hella Gay af . Insta: @littlemisskimberley
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sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

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doccywhomst
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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

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thyrell

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

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lumeninfusco

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

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